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Dueling Tentacles

Jun 29, 2012

Tentacular Lovecraftian summer fun and an outstanding new way to settle points of honor:

Pistols at dawn are old hat and, frankly, more than a little dangerous. Here at Archie McPhee we demand satisfaction with a contest of Inflatable Tentacle Arm versus Inflatable Cthulhu Arm.




Have you seen my secret unicorn?

Jun 22, 2012

Oh no! The Korduroys have lost their secret unicorn. Will they be able to find him in time to save themselves from a boring, dismal life? Watch this video and find out:

You can get your own Unicorn Mask and Inflatable Unicorn Horn at mcphee.com.

Special thanks go out to our awesome friend Rusty Blazenhoff for participating in this video!




Vinderpants commercial

Jun 15, 2012

Any sommelier worth his/her salt knows that the finest wines are those that aren’t paraded around naked. That’s why we’re proud to introduce Vinderpants! Tired of going bare bottle? Vinderpants are the underpants for your wine. A perfect gift bag for any event.




Introducing Celebrity Googly

Jun 8, 2012

Have you ever wondered what history would look like with googly eyes on it?


Check out our new website: Celebrity Googly where we’re defacing history with Googly Eyes.

Pee-wee Herman loves it and we think you will too.


Abraham ”Googly Eyes” Lincoln is clearly a fan as well.

We’re aiming to prove that you can make any celebrity better if you add a little googly. Check it out!




Big Squirrel on Tiny Bike

Jun 1, 2012

Just another day at the Archie McPhee warehouse:

What are they putting in the nuts in this town?
The squirrels are so tall!

Get your own Squirrel Mask here!