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Squirrel Trouble

Mar 3, 2011

Are you doing your part to help combat the problem of rampant squirrel nudity that is plaguing our fair cities and towns?

Are you even aware of the problem?

Please do us all a favor and step away from your computer for a few moments. Go outside and take a little walk. If you live in a region that has been populated by squirrels then you are living in a region where these small grey creatures are roaming around flaunting their private parts for the whole world to see. They have no shame and it is up to us to find a solution.

Lucky for you, the solution has already been found. By clothing even one naked little squirrel you will be sparing yourself and countless others the trauma of watching them scurry around in their fuzzy little birthday suits.

Endorsed by smallanimaldecency.com

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