How many items do you have in the store?
We have about 10,001 different items in the store!
Is Archie McPhee a chain?
No! There is only one Archie McPhee store so enjoy the one and only while you are in Seattle. We do have a mail order web site for you out-of-towners: www.mcphee.com
What is the store’s return policy?
We will gladly give store credit or direct exchange within 30 days of sale with the receipt. Candy is non returnable. We do not give refunds.
What is the price range of the items you carry?
We have stuff as cheap as 1 penny and as expensive as $1,395, but most items are under $15!
How many Finger Tentacles does it take to fill a bathtub?
How tall is the 8 foot Gladiator?
There is no way of knowing.
Where do I park to visit the store?
In our free parking lot!
What are the store’s hours?
Monday – Saturday 10am – 7pm
Sunday 11am – 6pm
We are closed on the following holidays:
New Year’s Day (Jan 1st)
Independence Day (July 4th)
Christmas Day (Dec 25th)
Does the store have everything that the Mail Order website/catalog has?
Yes and more! The store carries about 10,000 items, way more than we could fit in a catalog!
What is the best part of working at Archie McPhee?
You! Our fabulous customers!
Can I bring my dog/cat/ferret shopping?
Yes, if you are willing to carry him/her or keep your pet in a cart during your visit. Parrots must be kept on your shoulder next to your eye patch (Service animals okay of course).
How do you guys remember all the prices?
It’s the memory chip that we have added to our brains upon date of hire!